Posted 28 June, 2012
Beware thereís a new kind of Highwayman,
He looks quite innocent in his white van.
You may call him up to mend and fix,
But do watch out for his cunning tricks.
The original quote heís bound to raise,
When your backís turned heíll happily laze.
And he charges for things he hasnít done,
He must think heís employed just for fun.
Donít be mistaken, he canít do all jobs,
Heís a professional liar trained by slobs.
Heíll leave the place littered with rubbish and screws,
And he said heíd Hoover Ė heís just bad news!
At the end of the job heíll expect some praise,
But you paid full whack for two half-hearted days.
So beware the new kind of Highwayman,
Who looks so innocent in his white van.
Anonymous who was held up and robbed!