Beware there’s a new kind of Highwayman, He looks quite innocent in his white van. You may call him up to mend and fix, But do watch out for his cunning tricks. The original quote he’s bound to raise, When your back’s turned he’ll happily laze. And he charges for things he hasn’t done, He must think he’s employed just for fun. Don’t be mistaken, he can’t do all jobs, He’s a professional liar trained by slobs. He’ll leave the place littered with rubbish and screws, And he said he’d Hoover – he’s just bad news! At the end of the job he’ll expect some praise, But you paid full whack for two half-hearted days. So beware the new kind of Highwayman, Who looks so innocent in his white van. Anonymous who was held up and robbed!